Cuffing. Yep right after the spring and summer, people are looking to being cuffed or for someone to cuff. That’s right Cuffing Season is upon us yet again; however, finding someone that wants to stick around longer than the fall and winter months may prove trickier than Meek Mill not yelling on his albums.
Cuffing Season: the time of year when people are sharing NetFlix passwords, t-shirts with sports logos on them and access to their loins for the colder months, because nothing says I like you (for a limited time only) then you wearing my favorite Colorado Rockies shirts and me being able to check your oil levels on the regular during those cold, winter nights.
Fuck what do the lonely do for Christmas, hell what do the lonely do during the summer? Or do lonely people become lonely after Thanksgiving? Who knows but moving on…just like squirrels that were smart enough to stack their nuts for winter, those that are looking for House of Cards marathons and tantric sex during football season had best to save the numbers they got at game nights and AKA gatherings.
While no one likes spending those cold holiday nights alone and what’s worse no one likes hearing that one friend complain about not having someone to spend that time with either, don’t be that you, switch to Direct TV and start searching for Ms. No Tonsils now, because if you can’t pull someone before the season Direct TV is probably the only thing that’s going to keep you company this cuffing season.
For those that look forward to cuffing season, how do you go about finding someone to cuff?