Virginia Is For Lovers???

You can file this under “he just needs to blow off some steam” and he “needs to get laid.” Apparently Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli who is Virginia’s GOP gubernatorial candidate has something against oral sex, he wants to outlaw oral sex between consenting adults, and is having a hard time trying to get people to bite and hop on aboard (get it, I kid, I kid). What, did someone take a bite out of him in his past or something?

I don't think the state of VA has heard this song.
I don’t think the state of VA has heard this song.

This isn’t Cuccinelli’s first time trying to kill the mood either; he previously tried to have the state reinstate a law against sodomy.

Virginia Attorney General Kenneth Cuccinelli has filed a petition with the 4th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals in Richmond asking the full 15-judge court to reconsider a decision by a three-judge panel last month that overturned the state’s sodomy law. The three-judge panel ruled 2-1 on March 12 that a section of Virginia’s “Crimes Against Nature” statute that outlaws sodomy between consenting adults, gay or straight, is unconstitutional based on a U.S. Supreme Court decision in 2003 known as Lawrence v. Texas. A clerk with the 4th Circuit appeals court said a representative of the Virginia Attorney General’s office filed the petition on Cuccinelli’s behalf on March 26. The petition requests what is known as an en banc hearing before the full 15 judges to reconsider the earlier ruling by the three-judge panel.

It seems to me either he doesn’t get enough or he’s backed up, either way if he just made love to his wife the whole state of Virginia would be better off.

So his real issue is that he doesn’t like gays and is against homosexuality, by banning any and all kinds of mouth-to-genital pleasure he thinks this will cut down on homosexual instances, and protect children. Maybe he thinks only same sex couples and child predators like h*ad and anal sex. And while I have never taken part in any back door loving, I have to say I like having my mic checked and don’t mind deep sea diving myself, but hey that’s me. I guess he’s never watched porn, or he would know this is standard practice (Jada Fire, Kapri and Lavish Stylez).

Cuccinelli thinks this will identify child predators that were arrested under the Crimes Against Nature Law, parts of which were named unconstitutional by a 2003 Supreme Court ruling. Before, Crimes Against Nature included consenting couples (gay and straight) engaging in oral and anal intercourse in the privacy of their own homes (I’m glad I don’t live in Virginia. According to his site,, Cuccinelli outlines 90 predators prosecuted under the law that “could come off Virginia’s sex offender registry if the Virginia law used to protect children from predators is not upheld.

While I’m not buying the whole protect the kids angle, I do believe that he wants Virginia’s children to be safe, I think he has a hard on for banning sexual pleasure and gay marriages. You would think after all of this that his fellow conservatives would be down for the cause, but recent polls show that he was 12 points behind his Democratic opponent.

What do you think? Does he just need a hug? Or something more? Are oral sex and sodomy something worth banning?

Talk to me, I’ll talk back.

Breazy Hefner

10 thoughts on “Virginia Is For Lovers???

  1. i will NOT be surprised if we find out he is gay or frequents prostitutes.. when these politicians go so hard the skeletons in their closets are HUGE… how can he be against oral sex? why doesn’t he modify the laws and make things specifically regarding adult to minor sexual contact??

    1. You know he is a closet homsexual trying hard to hide behind his “morals” hoping no one finds out. I hate the fact that he is trying to hide behind the children when in fact he doesn’t like gays, which I’m sure never did anything to him.

  2. yeah…he’s definitely trying too hard to hide something b/c his petition is one of the most rediculous things that I’ve heard – behind the whole “legitimate rape” thing….can you imagine how many people would go to jail if this actually became law – or if the ban on sodomy is reinstated? Actually – sodomy SHOULD be banned when it is part of a sexual assault, but if you have 2 consenting adults that enjoy that back-door-boogie…then by all means – let them have at it….

  3. Ok, he needs something way more!!! How is he trying to still somebody else’s joy just because he’s not getting any “get right”? That’s that bull…

    1. Yeah, aint no fun if the homies can’t have none, LOL. I think either his love life is dead as a doorknob or he really dislikes gays and is trying to use the kids as a front.

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