Shout out to my homie Leon Scott over at http://www.ListenToLeon.net who also hosts “You Know What Grinds My Gears?”, a public forum that allows people to vent and get shit off of their chests every month.
So sticking with that theme I decided to share with you a list of things that Grinds Breazy’s Gears.
Now I’m not talking about real names or even nick names, I mean people’s names with the made up middle name that makes you assume they either have a WIC card or they can’t possibly have a job. For example Daniel Ibegettingmoney Smith.
2. (Facebook profiles) Women
Profile picture looking like she’s a Frederick of Hollywood model, name – Keisha baddestbossbitch Brown, 100 profile pictures of her busting it wide open”, two pictures of her baby, and profile status Stay Blessed.
profile picture shirtless, holding a handful of cash (probably monopoly), name Rico realestn*ggacashinchecks Jones, 100 pictures of him and his homies one if any of his child, and profile status Get Like Me.
3. People that leave a message on your voicemail asking are you there. Whether or not the person is actually there, you asking if there is not going to make them answer the phone.
4. People that ask you what you are doing or about to do, after you just told them. For example me: I’m going to the store
other person: You about to go to the store?
How is it everybody has haters? Even Wal-Mart Cashiers have haters these days. I’m tired of seeing Target cashiers with mix matching weaves in their head talking about they “stuntin on these hating ass hoes”.
Do I really need to say more?
I swear every time I see this dude do an after game press conference it looks like he fought Steve Urkel and an old retired Jewish man that moved to Boca Raton FL.
8. Couples that Blast their relationship problems all over social media.
I could never understand why two adults would talk about their s/o cheating or not being supportive on FB, twitter, Myspace, etc.. But then get mad and say you are in their business if you ask them about it.
Not only does he look like the love child of Jerome from Martin and Big Gipp from Goodie MOB, but even compared to today’s rap IMO he’s garbage and that’s saying a lot.
10. Dwight Howard.
This dude is softer than clothes washed with bounty. He’s also more non-committal than Puffy. Between him holding the Orland Magic hostage for three season by not saying whether or not he would sign with them long term, he’s now doing the same thing to the L.A. Lakers. You know it’s bad when Magic Johnson calls you out, Magic likes everybody.
So these are just a few things that grind my gears. Are there any that you have, that you would like to share?
Talk to me, I’ll talk back.