So I stumbled on this and I just had to give my two cents about it, belive me I couldn’t make this up even if I tried and believe me I tried.
There is a Russian gymnast named Tatyana Kozhevnikova who won the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world’s strongest vagina, yes that’s right you read correctly the world’s strongest vagina. Who knew there was even a category for strong vagina’s? I sure didn’t, I wonder how they judge, who the judges are, and can I sign up next year to be a judge?
So apparently after giving birth to her child, she wanted to do something about her weak vaginal muscles, otherwise known as loose lips and after doing extensive research on how to strength the baggy lips she stumbled upon ancient Dao teachings. Tatyana read how women used wooden balls to help tighten their saggy women parts and decided to use “a Murano glass ball and insert it into my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!” o_O, if it took her ages to get it out why continue to put it back???
During the last twenty years, Tatyana, has increased the strength of her sugar walls using vigorous lifting. Her weightlifting techniques consist of inserting a condom-covered wooden egg-shaped device with dangling cords into her vagina. o_0, why is it European women are always thinking of some off the Wall shit, No Michael Jackson. Various weights can be fitted to the cords and the egg is held in place as Tatyana tightens her vaginal muscles. How would you even know to think about lifting weights down there? I mean couldn’t you just use the Suzanne Somers thigh master??
Pictured below a clip of her exercise routine.
Now what man wouldn’t love a woman with strong vaginal walls. I mean that’s everyman’s dream, but not at the cost of sleeping with someone who could literally snap our soldier’s off (better not piss her off while doing the horizontal Mambo). I guess you can’t say that her “loose lips sink ships” can you?
Ladies have you ever wanted to strengthen your woman parts after giving birth, if so would yo go through these extremes. Fellas would you even sleep with a woman who can lift weights with her vagina? Inquiring minds want to know.
Talk to me, I’ll talk back.